Monday, November 19, 2007

Fun with Groupies


So our boy JZ reports that he was explicitly hit on by a 47-year-old divorcee through her equally-47-year-old-divorcee friend after a recent gig.

"You should join us at the bar," she arm-touchingly told him.

He immediately panicked and oh with the waving of the arms and the stammering and the lying on the fly.

"Um. Sure. But I need to entertain my friends for a bit and then I'll see," he reportedly said, before absolutely avoiding the bar for the next eight minutes, until they left.

And then he told us he felt bad. Poor fella.

3 comments:

Old Man Snap said...

So this actually happened today:

"(Name withheld) is out today her knee is hurting her really bad with this weather."

Matt Katz said...

Cougars!!!!!!!!!! Safar!

ACG said...

JZ's got a girlfriend and she's really old... hee hee