So we're renewing our huntin' license today

And last night, we slowed to a crawl, hazards a-blazin', just to make sure the li'l mommy doe deer made it safely across the pitch black highway. What if the mommy deer has li'l baby deer who haven't even begun to live? Those hypothetical baby deer deserve a chance, damnit. Let them live! Careful mommy deer! Careful! Why aren't you looking both ways? Wait! Cars are coming! Look out! Mommy de-- whew. You made it.