Pssst. Hey. You over there. Want to hear a secret? Pssst. We never read a Harry Potter book, and we saw half of one of the movies once when we went home to visit. So when Harry Potter questions appear in the crossword puzzle, we're f*cked. Or when Harry Potter news stories appear *everywhere* for a week, we, um, don't get it.
And we feel kind of ostracized and alone.
But we don't have to stand in ridiculous lines and we sleep at night, so maybe that's the trade off.
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And now back to things we think we heard but really didn't because the word was "cup"...
"This weekend I had half-a-c*ck," said the loud woman in the cubicle next to us.
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