PS: Things we do not care about. At all.

In no particular order:

1. Barry Bonds and the perpetual non-stop coverage of his every swing. We never rooted so hard for A-Rod, who we despise, in our lives. Keep hitting those home runs, A-Rod. Cleanly. We hope you hit 900 and take away the tarnished "record" from the fraud in 'Frisco, should he hit two more home runs, which he will.

2. We didn't see The Simpsons Movie this weekend, and we probably won't. Same with the Harry Potter. Haven't read a book, won't be reading a book. He's a wizard. We get it.

3. We did buy the Farce of the Penguins yesterday because it was on sale. We barely made it 20 minutes before deciding to go running in the rain.

4. More rain today. We used to let this sh*t get us down. But no more. What's a little thunderstorm for the third day in a row plus a full moon plus a squeaky car wheel plus a squeaky car radi-- oh sh*t, we're doomed. Oh woe is us.