Express Check-out Chick: (Fumbles with shorts, can't get price to register).
OMS: That means it's free, right?
ECC: (Still fumbles).
OMS: Nothin'?
ECC: I get that a lot.
OMS: Oh. (We) think (we're) hysterical.
ECC: It's funny, but I get it a lot.
OMS: Fu-hu-hu-huuuck. (We) need new material. Damnit.
ECC: Now you're making me feel bad. It was funny.
OMS: No. It's OK. (We'll) be funnier next time.
ECC/OMS: Have a good night.
OMS: (Walks away, smirking).
ECC: Jinx. (Looks up, kind of smiles, looks back down as OMS walks away).
OMS, a second later, to himself: Sh*t. "Jinx" was funny.
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