We know exactly what it means.

So in our dream, which we just woke up from mere moments ago, we're golfing with a good friend of ours. The following things happened:

1. We drove a ball into the lake. We wanted to stay dry, but the good friend insisted on driving the cart into the water to look for the ball.

2. We told him we'd drive him close to the water so we could stay dry. We got to the water's edge, voila, the cart tipped into the water, our good friend managed to stay on land, and we went headfirst into the marsh. But we found the ball.

3. We went to the next hole, but the friend tapped out and now we were golfing with our old man, who's really not that old. He ordered a beer and a hot dog while we waited to tee off. We won't mention that he didn't ask us if we wanted anything. Oops. We already did.

4. The beer girl flirted with us, but when we talked to her, she disappeared.

5. We waited behind three foursomes, even though no one was on the course when we golfed with our good friend on the last hole. Guess finding the ball took hours in dream time, even though it felt like seconds.

6. Finally, we tee off.

7. We grab our five-wood and tee the ball up perfectly.

8. But it wasn't perfect.

9. A crowd gathered as we continually teed up the ball, addressed it, and then teed it up again.

10. At one point, we tried balancing the ball on our old man's beer cup while standing on a bed.

11. Finally. The ball is perfect. But Martina McBride is singing about 25 feet in front of us, and we don't want to kill Martina McBride with our drive.

12. "Um. Martina?" we asked nicely, almost whispering.

13. SHHHHHHHH! said the crowd.

14. Martina finished the song, turned to us, smiled and wished us luck, and we were back at the tee again.

15. "Here. Put this on," our old man said, handing us a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

16. We didn't wanna. But we did.

17. So finally, we address the ball, again. We stand on the bed, look down at the ball from beneath our Steelers helmet, and, it turns out, a sweet Ben Roethlisberger jersey, and we start our backswing.

18. We wake up.

Fun dream interpretation later! In the meantime, you negative-seven readers take a crack at it!