Anything but the Roxanne

Why with the Roxanne tonight to open the Grammys? Any other song would have sufficed, really. You're a hugely influential band, one that hasn't played a true public set in *years*, yet you come with Roxanne at the Grammys?

Anything else would've sufficed. Sh*t. Even Tea in the Sahara.

OMS would have loved to have heard Driven to Tears. Mostly, it's because Uncle John left us his Zenyatta Mondatta tape, but that's another story for another day. Meanwhile, you know, people love the Roxanne. Really, they do.

And what's up with the 10-second tribute to The Doors? Wait. You didn't watch the Grammys? Oh. OMS, neither.