Wednesday, November 15, 2006

We pledge to not cover this. At all. Like, never.

Cruise Spotted Leaving Hotel in Rome

'Twas the headline on the ol' optonline news feed for the email. Seriously? WOW! An overrated douchebag left his hotel! Oh the humanity! He's walking! He's running like he does in every single one of his motion pictures! He's motioning! He's picturing!

Ugh. We still have hope for this world. Sort of but not really at all anymore. Tom Cruise leaving a hotel room in Rome. Unless he's leaving Roberto's room in a towel or some sh*t, sans Katie, we have no use for this or any other Tom Cruise news.

Capiche?

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