Please stop *hounding* us whenever we charge in to quickly find us a shirt and maybe on sale jeans. Please stop saying, "Sir, can I help you find your size?" each time we go to a new rack.
No. You can't. We're completely aware of what we wear. Did you see that we had a shirt and pants in our hands and we were doing pretty well with this shopping thing?
We have a system. Now gets-a-steppin' before we take our good business elsewhere.
Had you asked us again, we were prepared to throw the clothes at you and maybe climb the big shelf ladder just so we could drop a bionic elbow and layeth the smacketh downeth on your candy ass.
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Why are you such an angry man?
Because we love everyone. There ain't enough love in this world.
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