"You know, that funny movie."

We're so off the TC bandwagon and the need to perpetually tool on his general hilarity.

But we will say this: when the dental assistant, whose breath smells like rubber gloves and who loves to garden on the weekends, says she won't "see that movie because Tom Cruise is a little crazy," then, well, ol' Danny boy is f*cked.

The dental assistant also loved "Philip Seymour Hoffman in, you know, that funny movie with the Friends star and that Ben Stiller guy."

She doesn't want to see United 93, though. And she thinks it's a good thing we've been flossing more lately.

Just sayin'.