We still don't get it

We just don't. Why all the press?

We held our breath for a minute, maybe 1:04, just to see if we could do this. Piece of cake. And it wasn't soggy, wet cake, because if the "magician" wanted some, then he'd've had to eat it either in the sphere or through a tube, which is why the cake would be wet, and one often says, "piece of cake," when something is easy to do.

We know. The joke bombed as bad as Blaine over there. Primetime record our ass. Can he go back to "Pick a card, any card," now?