Friday, May 19, 2006

She gave her a what, now, to whom?

Sandy Cohen wrote this? Oh the hilarity. And oh the conflict of interest. We mean, you're the coolest dad ever and a lawyer don't you have your hands full with your stoner son and you have time to write a mistake-ridden wrap-up?

Seth got accepted to Brown? We thought it was the RISPEEEEE. And what about Donna Martin? Did she graduate or what?

The class of 2006, which includes Marissa, Ryan, Seth and Summer, graduated from Harbor High School. Seth and Summer were accepted by the same college. Ryan was reunited with his mother, who gave him a Land Cruiser as a graduation gift. Marissa's mom gave her a pearl necklace, while her dad gave her an opportunity to work with him on a yacht set to sail around the Greek islands.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A "pearl necklace" is when the male ejaculates on the neck of the female.

Old Man Snap said...

Well. No sh*t.

Can you tell us next what a Cleveland Steamer is? Or maybe a home run? How about a rainy day? Can you define all these things for us?

We have much to learn about what words mean, Capt. Takethehumoroutofourpricelessjokebecauseyou'relarryliteral.