HAIKULYMPICS!

Li'l Shawn Johnson
Hop Hop Flip hop hop flip hop
We believe in you!

Li'l Shawn Johnson
One gold medal? Really? Wait.
Alicia Silverstone sucks.

Misty May! Kerri!
Oh with the white in the rain
Can you hug again?

Softball lost what now?
To whom now? Japan? But wait.
We won war. Ooooh burn!

Kobe! King! Redeem!
While we don't like the nickname
We do like the game.

Just how old are they
these little bouncing babies
Gold medal our ass.

USA! US!
A! USA! USA! USA!
US! USA!