Wait. We've seen her before. Huh. Wait. She looks really familiar. Don't tell us. Don't tell us.

Wait. Seriously. We got this. Just give us a second.

Ha! She's that girl from the Dairy Queen in Cape May we saw that one time! No. Wait. She's the girl we saw bartending at Red that one time! Huh. No. That's not it. Oh yeah. She's the girl who fell off her stool at that bar during that Yankee game that one time!

No?

Huh. Totally stumped. No clue who she -- and her myriad untranslatable tattoos -- is. She seems so, um, Jersey Shorish, though.