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- Why we need a new job, reason 1,965
- We think we're close to losing it
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- The dog that brought our family together
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- LAB MOMS!
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- And so it ends
- Thank you, Time Magazine. We'll do our best to mak...
- How to handle a crisis accordingly
- So they picked the finalists
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- Just like in Goodfellas
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- Nobody likes the new ball
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- We got nothin'
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- Oops. Didn't make church again this morning
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1 comment:
Hey! New posts later!
But first, a question: why do folks lie?
This morning, we went to pick up the Today section, as we do every day, for the fun crossword puzzle and Pearls Before Swine hilarity.
"We don't have a Today section," said the woman I normally get it from. "I looked and looked and it wasn't there."
OK. So we're bummed but hey! We can still read the sports section! So new biggie (the exclamation points are for show, y'all, we're really not that excited).
But then, wait. What's that we see in the woman's cubicle? The Today section.
She lied.
Ew. We're kind of heartbroken. Who lies in 2006?
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