Wednesday, December 20, 2006

What our horoscope says, and our oh so important interpretation because, you know, it's important to interpret these things

It says...
Quickie: Friends in high places are expecting more of you. But follow your own path today.

We say...
We're so listening to our J.T. "My Love" supermix all morning, especially on the b*tch commute. And we're so dancing. Happily. Dancing sexy-like. Aw hells yeah.

It says...
Overview: You've been eyeing an objective for a long time, especially since you know it's well within your reach. In fact, you've been prepping for this for the longest time, whether you realize it or not. The stars are on your side.


We say...
HAH! We knew there was a reason we've been playing the geetar for 779 straight days. But who's counting, you know?

2 comments:

Old Man Snap said...

We know. Not so much with the updating this week. And we know. That makes all y'all sad.

We feel your pain.

But we're more angry and bitter than we usually get this time of year for some reason, and, well, some things are better left unsaid.

We don't, you know, want to get arrested for complaining about the president's new direction for the war and what not -- especially around the holidays.

But we will share this tidbit.

We love stories from the WaWa coffee line, and let's face it, y'all do, too.

So we're standing there, pouring our coffee, the aforementioned angry and bitter. We're stewing. And the speakers speak to us.

"Oooooooh ooooooh child, things are gonna get easier..."

We don't think we've ever stared down a speaker before. But boy did we show it, this happy speaker, how angry we were.

Then we went back to our car, sipped said coffee and promptly spilled it all over ourselves because stupid WaWa was out of dome lids.

Stupid WaWa.

Old Man Snap said...

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Well. We thought it was funny.