1. What is your occupation? Blogger. Genuinely good-lookin’ fella.
2. What color are your socks right now? Not wearing any. And totally freeballing, too.
3. What are you listening to right now? David Gray.
4. What was the last thing you ate? A Philly burger. Tasted like a cheesesteak. Now we have the stomach pains.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? Word.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Burnt Sienna.
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Our best gal.
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes.
9. How old are you today? 98.
10. Favorite drink? Half-and-halfs. Yes. Plural.
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? The English Premiere League.
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? We once went with the Sunburst. No more, though.
13. Pets? Plant.
14. Favorite food? Salmon. We know.
15. What was the last movie you watched? Walk the Line.
16. Favorite day of the year? All of March. If not that, then Saturday.
17. What do you do to vent anger? Beat the sh*t out of geeks.
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? Our AWA wrestler and ring set. We were so the Champ.
19. What is your favorite fall or spring? Spring, though Fall is growing on us.
20. Hugs or kisses? Aw hell yeah. More, even.
21. Cherries or Blueberries? Strawberries. WHAT. That’s how we roll.
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Readers, unite.
23. Who is most likely to respond? All of y’all should hit this up in the comments.
24. Who is least likely to respond? All of y’all.
25. Living arrangements? A porch and a parking lot suffices.
26. When was the last time you cried? Watching Grey's. Shut up, you.
27. What is on the floor of your closet? Dust.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? N/A.
29. What did you do last night? Slept.
30. Favorite smells? Vanilla.
31. What inspires you? Being in tune.
32. What are you afraid of? Forgetting all of the words.
33. Plain, cheese, spicy burgers? Cheese. But not so much with the Philly burger. Again. Pains.
34. Favorite dog breed? Bulldog.
35. Number of keys on your key ring? Not enough. We should have more keys.
36. How many years at your current job? Too many! HAH! LOL! ROTFL haha.
37. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.
38. How many states have you lived in? Two.
39. Favorite holiday? Halloween. We love us some costumes.
40. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery? We don’t want to bust our pretty face Big Ben-style, so no.
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4 comments:
What. Is this 1998 or some shit? Oh my God this is so lame where's Dylan.
haha ur funneeeee.
When you really think about it, Dawson, this whole actualization exercise of question and answer and question and answer could be considered the downfall of a downtrodden yet formidable society. I mean, come on, how many times has Pacey posed these very same questions to the both of us. Back and forth and back and forth. We're like a prehistoric volleyball match with no end nor final answer in sight, nor do we care to directly address our invaluable yet indescribable need to walk the earth as one while we condsider the need to spike the ball from time to time.
1. What is your occupation? I AM A REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER.
2. What color are your socks right now? YELLOW, BROTHER.
3. What are you listening to right now? The Piledriver Album.
4. What was the last thing you ate? The Iron Sheik's blood, BROTHER.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? I HAVE A LIMO, BROTHER.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Hulkamania Red, BROTHER.
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? MENE GENE, BROTHER.
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? OLD MAN SNAP IS A TRUE HULKAMANIAC, BROTHER.
9. How old are you today? 57 but my pythons are still bulgin', brother.
10. Favorite drink? Coors Light.
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? MONDAY NIGHT RAW, BROTHER.
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? PLATINUM BLONDE, BROTHER.
13. Pets? Kids. Nick and Brooke, BROTHER.
14. Favorite food? Jobbers, BROTHER.
15. What was the last movie you watched? Rocky III, BROTHER.
16. Favorite day of the year? WRESTLEMANIA, BROTHER.
17. What do you do to vent anger? BODY SLAM THE 732-POIND ANDRE THE GIANT IN FRONT OF 3 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE PONTIAC SILVERDOME, BROTHER.
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? My bass.
19. What is your favorite fall or spring? THE FALL YOU'LL TAKE, BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!?!
20. Hugs or kisses? BIG BOOTS.
21. Cherries or Blueberries? Cherries.
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? MY HULKAMANIACS KNOW WHAT TO DO, BROTHER.
23. Who is most likely to respond? ALL THE HULKAMANIACS, BROTHER.
24. Who is least likely to respond? The Macho Man.
25. Living arrangements? A MANSION YOU CAN'T AFFORD, BROTHER.
26. When was the last time you cried? Watching Rocky III. Thunderlips never should've jobbed to that Italian meatball.
27. What is on the floor of your closet? Ric Flair's career, BROTHER.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? Jimmy Hart.
29. What did you do last night? Won another match, BROTHER.
30. Favorite smells? VICTORY, BROTHER.
31. What inspires you? VICTORY, BROTHER.
32. What are you afraid of? TRIPLE H TARNISHING MY LEGACY, BROTHER.
33. Plain, cheese, spicy burgers? Cheese.
34. Favorite dog breed? BRITISH BULLDOGS, BROTHER.
35. Number of keys on your key ring? 14. ONE FOR EVERY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, BROTHER.
36. How many years at your current job? A LIFETIME OF KICKING BUTT, BROTHER.
37. Favorite day of the week? Monday nights.
38. How many states have you lived in? THE WHOLE WORLD, BROTHER.
39. Favorite holiday? SUMMERSLAM, BROTHER.
40. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery? I'VE GOT A HOG, BROTHER.
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