Trapped. Suffocating, even.

Yay for Saturday night job searches! Now what the f*ck do these things mean, anyway?

What You Do

--Develop and implement tactics based on strategies that will ensure delivery of results
--Maintain the standards of quality work product that we’re damn well known for
--Pay meticulous attention to DETAILS
--Work closely with C-levels to own success of your accounts. We want you to succeed.

We want us to succeed, too!

And there's more!

Comedycentral.com is seeking a Community Manager. This Community Manager will be responsible for the development, growth, and ongoing maintenance of the community.
Responsibilities:
Champion and develop ways to integrate/extend current community offerings throughout Comedycentral.com and its verticals.
Monitor community activity and report back on usage trends
Identify opportunities for production teams
Stimulate and provide topics of conversation within communities
Identify key community members and develop reward- and validation- based systems to help stimulate activity amongst users
Organize groups within current communities around our content offerings
Responsible for monitoring of the moderation service of user posts and submission, but hands-on moderation will be required also
Pro-actively seek, analyze, understand and recommend new trends/technologies in the online community space

Look. We have a very good friend who constantly has his eye on the prize because he knows what he wants out of his career, and he has the skills for it. He also comments a lot, but that's beside the point. We also have a very good friend who just quit his job to chase what he actually wants to do -- ah, modicum of desire.

And then there's us. We're a pretty good writer and outstanding talker. Give us something to champion and we'll sell that sh*t, no doubt. But what the f*ck are we supposed to be doing?

It's enough to rejoin the Brazzers. Er. No it's not.