The directions say to drink another liter at 7:30. I do not want to drink another liter at 7:30. I just want to eat a f*cking pancake and not have to run anywhere in particular when I'm done.
But nooooooo. Doc says I can't eat a f*cking pancake and I have to avoid anything red or purple and I have to drink more of the lemonade-flavored stomach gurgler.
Christ.
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