Friday, March 02, 2007

Parking Lot Confessions

From the March issue of Playboy, OMS presents Snoop's thoughts on this first time: I wasn't thinking about what music was playin' -- I was fuckin'! Wasn't no music on. No lights on; it was all about hit it and quit it and do it to it.

Ahem. And now OMS will share.

Neil Young's "Like a Hurricane" from his MTV Unplugged was playing. OMS was in his frat house -- couldn't wait to tell his closest frat brothers to shut the f*ck up with the VIRGIN this and VIRGIN that.

Um, he means it was lovely, this first time. He certainly wasn't thinking about hitting it and quitting it. He was more with the breathing and the first-time uttering of "Wait, don't move. Just. Hold. On. Jesus. Don't. Move."

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