YAY! We're back you no-commenting motherf*ckers! We mean, um, we're well-rested and know y'all have so much to do and you come here to quietly stalk the funny. So we're back! YAY!
What better way to come back strong than with our favorite quotes of the week! Yay for hilarity and exclamation points!
5. Nice Lady as the park, noticing our "Future Ex-Husband" T-shirt today: "Huh. I should've gotten my brother that shirt. Now it's too late and it's more like present."
4. The Old Man's old man, while building sh*t with OMS on Saturday: "I need to find a stud."
3. We work in the news business, sort of. This, from one of our secretaries on Monday: "Do you, um, well, do you like need follow the news like, when it happens? Like, do you need to know about things like school shootings 'cause there was, um, one in the Amish part of Pennsylvania?"
2. The Old Man's old man, still building sh*t with OMS yesterday: "So the steps will come out 88 1/4 inches from the landing, but we need to raise the landing by 1 1/16 inches and then we need another 5/16 of room for the joist and after than we're going to need 7 1/3 inches between each step. Follow?"
1. And finally, the lovely ladies last night at dinner: "So yeah, Joe doesn't, well, take care of himself down there. All we ask is you take care of your stuff. And if you expect us to take care of our stuff, and we do, just, you know, take care of yours. Don't not do it. It's gross."
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In the lead this week is this li'l diddy:
"What you mean you never seen Pee Wee and when he lost his bike? He had that thing all kinds of chained and then it was gone."
guys should take care of their stuff. mow the lawn if you expect a chic to play in the yard.
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