5. That Star Wars sand character in 1979. Why be Luke when you can be a Tuscan Raider?
4. Pillsbury Doughboy in 1987. And y'all thought the fat kid issues were a bit.
3. Chimney Sweeper in 1985 and 1986. Because we just wanted to be like Dad, is all. And changing schools, again, meant yay for non-originality.
2. Chick in 1984. Yeah, the thought of a 9-year-old in drag might be a cry for help, but give us a break. Our Dad fell off a roof that day, and as our Mom applied our mascara, we got the call. So yeah, our mascara smeared and our Dad went as a Mummy when our friends came over for treats.
1. (Tie) Superman in 2004 (complete with Clark Kent costume -- boy do we ever still wish we were Clark Kent sometimes). Orgasm Donor in 2005. We thought it was cute. Our lady friends, well, not so much.
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Wow. We totally forgot about 1997, when we won $50 in a Daily Item Halloween costume contest for dressing up an an unemployed team mascot. HIGH FIVE!
*As* an unemployed team mascot. Ugh with the typos.
And then there was this...
http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1162278707145090.xml&coll=3
Why would it work. Why.
GRRRRRLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
last years "bad" costume seemed to go over well...
party goer: what are you suppose to be?
acg: bad.
Number four is my number one, in terms of hystericalness.
Hey readers! Yes! You three over there! Remind us to tell you later about the great image of a buck launching off of a Camry this morning -- an image we can't get out of our head! Yay for floating bucks!
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