And then we registered as a "Democrat."

See? Blame "Jersey Joe" Pennacchio, he of nearly 97 signs lining the road next to our homestead and the two many consonants in his name. Why with the signs, Joe? And why with the nickname? We knew today was the primary, and we knew we *were* registered Independent anyway, but boy did you ever make our decision easy. Seriously with the freaking signs already.

And did Hillary concede yet? Grrrrr. Always with the grrrrr.

So regardless of how we feel about Queen Hills over there, we registered as a "Democrat" when we hit up the primary today. And boy did we ever give the poor election lady sh*t by asking her, as soon as we voted, if we could redeclare Independent right then and there, mainly because conformity eats a fat one.

There.

When we run for office someday, we dare you -- and you know who you are -- to add the "eats a fat one" line to the file labeled "Inappropriate Content" you keep on us. And yes, we cleaned up the Facebooks and MySpaces.