5. That Star Wars sand character in 1979. Why be Luke when you can be a Tuscan Raider?
4. Pillsbury Doughboy in 1987. And y'all thought the fat kid issues were a bit.
3. Chimney Sweeper in 1985 and 1986. Because we just wanted to be like Dad, is all. And changing schools, again, meant yay for non-originality.
2. Chick in 1984. Yeah, the thought of a 9-year-old in drag might be a cry for help, but give us a break. Our Dad fell off a roof that day, and as our Mom applied our mascara, we got the call. So yeah, our mascara smeared and our Dad went as a Mummy when our friends came over for treats.
1. (Tie) Superman in 2004 (complete with Clark Kent costume -- boy do we ever still wish we were Clark Kent sometimes). Orgasm Donor in 2005. We thought it was cute. Our lady friends, well, not so much.
Wow. We totally forgot about 1997, when we won $50 in a Daily Item Halloween costume contest for dressing up an an unemployed team mascot. HIGH FIVE!
ReplyDelete*As* an unemployed team mascot. Ugh with the typos.
ReplyDeleteAnd then there was this...
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ReplyDeleteWhy would it work. Why.
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ReplyDeletelast years "bad" costume seemed to go over well...
ReplyDeleteparty goer: what are you suppose to be?
acg: bad.
Number four is my number one, in terms of hystericalness.
ReplyDeleteHey readers! Yes! You three over there! Remind us to tell you later about the great image of a buck launching off of a Camry this morning -- an image we can't get out of our head! Yay for floating bucks!
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