"Hold on, mom. (We're) about to get side-sweeped by this asshole. Look at this f*cking guy..."
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
"Motherf*cker. God. (We) hate the Flemington Circle. Assholes.
"You still there, mom? Sorry 'bout that."
"Please be careful," she said. "You need to calm down and not be so angry."
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA! NO ONE READS YOU! YOU SUCK!
ReplyDeleteI read it everyday!!! I love it! Shut the %%($ up!
ReplyDeleteOpie and Anthony never equals funny. Always equals suckdom.
ReplyDeleteHoward rules.
did you really say that to your mom? i'm surprised she didn't disown you!
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