Excellent question!
We were a former fat kid hellbent on rediscovering his 28-year-old figure without a beer gut but we still got lapped going up the big hill by a li'l skinny f*ck in a climacontrol shirt even with the Ludacris bumpin'!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Here's the thing
According to the Star-Ledger: Democratic legislative candidates are outspending Republicans by nearly a 3-to-1 margin with the election just a week off, the latest campaign finance reports showed yesterday. With Democrats trying to preserve majorities in both houses, they already have raised $28 million and spent $20 million on the general election. Republicans, who remain hopeful they will win back control of the Senate, have collected $11.4 million and sunk $6.8 million into their campaigns.
Would someone please explain to us, clearly and briefly, why one must raise money to run for office? We just don't get it. Asking for money means favors. Favors mean beholden. Beholden means corruption. Corruption means New Jersey.
Seriously.
Why not drop the whole thing? Wait. What do you say? They need the money so they can mail the fun glossy fliers with lots of smiles and promises and hope to the OLD MAN SNAP FAMILY? Um. Our family consists of a plant, two guitars and much hilarity. We see the fun glossy mailers and we discard the fun glossy mailers.
Politicians are so not the new pink. There's a *whole* generation out there that has no use for any of this and we cannot wait until they figure out how to bring the chaos and havoc. We may even try to lead them.
Would someone please explain to us, clearly and briefly, why one must raise money to run for office? We just don't get it. Asking for money means favors. Favors mean beholden. Beholden means corruption. Corruption means New Jersey.
Seriously.
Why not drop the whole thing? Wait. What do you say? They need the money so they can mail the fun glossy fliers with lots of smiles and promises and hope to the OLD MAN SNAP FAMILY? Um. Our family consists of a plant, two guitars and much hilarity. We see the fun glossy mailers and we discard the fun glossy mailers.
Politicians are so not the new pink. There's a *whole* generation out there that has no use for any of this and we cannot wait until they figure out how to bring the chaos and havoc. We may even try to lead them.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
"... Musical guests, The Bathroom Tappers!"
From the AP and reported in the Daily Record of Morris County, N.J.: Twenty men have been arrested in a sex sting at a Westchester County highway rest stop, including a Catholic priest, a registered sex offender and a local Rotary Club president.
The state police says the monthlong sting was prompted by a complaint from a man who stopped at a rest area off Interstate 684 with his 10-year-old son. Police say men cruise the area looking for sex.
Most of the men have been charged with either loitering or trespass violations or both. One was charged with forcible touching, a misdemeanor. Four were charged with exposing themselves and two with public lewdness.
Um. Blah blah blah room blah blah blah stay at home blah blah embrace it blah blah blah be honest with yourselves blah blah blah isn't that better than ruining your wife or your congregation or your, um, rotary?
The state police says the monthlong sting was prompted by a complaint from a man who stopped at a rest area off Interstate 684 with his 10-year-old son. Police say men cruise the area looking for sex.
Most of the men have been charged with either loitering or trespass violations or both. One was charged with forcible touching, a misdemeanor. Four were charged with exposing themselves and two with public lewdness.
Um. Blah blah blah room blah blah blah stay at home blah blah embrace it blah blah blah be honest with yourselves blah blah blah isn't that better than ruining your wife or your congregation or your, um, rotary?
Monday, October 29, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Speaking of the Fleetwood Mac
We had this whole introspective "If she don't love me now" thing we were about to write, but then we searched for the song and found this Lindsayless travesty and Holy Sh*t what's wrong with both Stevie and Mick's eyes? Wow, kids. Try some water.
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