Thought of the Day

So at the advice of the doc, who is good to us and awesome, we're reading Hugh Prather's "I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me."

It's a collection of not-so-random thoughts that centers on being true to one's self and remembering that spirituality can be a good thing, we suppose.

Surely this must be an ancient proverb: if the situation is killing you, get the hell out.

We like this Hugh Prather.

Too bad most of them are married and/or baby mommies or we'd so be all over Emma

YAY!

Haiku Wednesday Night!

This week's theme?

Relationships.

Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. I know.
Love never meant so much to me.
Can you take those off?

Oh my God that's hot
You really know how to use --
I think I'm done now.

Before I say goodbye
You should know that I am gay
I like men. Sorry.

It's not you it's me.
You're fine. But it's him. He, well
he actually has girth.

You were always fat
I lied and said you were not
Ha! Ha! Fatty Fat.

Man, you're kind of weak.
I always wanted bigger
Thank God for neighbors.

The stipper loves me
I knew it! She likes my charm!
Shit. Where's my wallet?

I love another
She is warm. She is kind. She,
um, she's a midget.

That's OK, Jerry
It's not like I wanted to
have an orgasm.

We weren't going to *touch* this

From the CNN: In her first interview since being released from jail, Paris Hilton told CNN's Larry King on Wednesday that she has never used drugs, isn't a big drinker, and although she feels her incarceration was unwarranted, God had a reason for putting her there. "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you," Hilton said. She said she has emerged from jail determined to eliminate bad friends from her life.

OK.

Can America stop obsessing over this? Lies, all of them. Just before she went to jail, there were shots of her puffing a li'l sticky icky icky on the internets. And the drinking? And the God?

We didn't watch the interview. We were too busy remembering to rehearse and keep pushing to get to who we want to be in five years. But we can't escape the news. Her li'l plastic face is all over the goddamn place.

Can't we all say enough?

When *LarryeffingKing* is the story, well, it's time to move on, no?

We've got another confession to make

So when we were 18, we went to see an Allman Brothers concert in Philly. No, we didn't do that. But we did allegedly perhaps maybe have two MGDs at this concert, some 14 years ago.

We apologize if this alleged law confusion has offended any of our fine readers out there. Our actions may or may not have been deplorable, and we genuinely extend our heartfelt concern and remorse if any of you have allowed this alleged fact to cloud and/or hurt your views of Old Man Snap.

From the nj.com:

Twelve of the 50 or more people arrested Monday night on charges of underage drinking at the PNC Bank Arts Center were younger than 18, and the youngest was 14, a State Police spokeswoman said Tuesday, according to a report in the Asbury Park Press.

The number of arrests at Monday's show, headlined by The Fray, exceeded the 49 underage-drinking arrests made during the June 6 Fall Out Boy show. A total of 53 arrests were made that night, ac-cording to the State Police.

Sgt. Jeanne Hengemuhle, a spokeswoman for the State Police, said at least 55 arrests were made Monday night at the arts center. At least 50 of those arrested faced charges of consuming alcohol under the legal age of 21, she said.

About four of those arrested faced charges of presenting a fraudulent driver's license, she said.

"It's sad to see that some kids still don't get it, and it's going to be a very expensive lesson to learn," Holmdel Mayor Serena DiMaso said in a statement.

Um. The Fray? Who gets hammered for The Fray?