Oops. We forgot to say we retired for good.

Thanks for reading, the three of you, for all those wonderfully jaded years.

We're still voting for Obama but, well, we have a small crush on Sarah Palin, except when she talks or stumps for her running mate. Yikes.

Bush: Economy Is Getting Better

OMS: No's'not.

But we thought America "wasn't" "ready."

Couple things, pre-best-Labor Day Weekend EH EH EH EH EHVERRRRRRRR.

1. Alright with the chanting. Let the man speak. General rule of thumb: 46 consecutive "Thank-Yous" means, "Alright y'all b*tches, please shut the f*ck up."

2. We won't lie. We laughed when our hopefully-next President took the stage last night pre-music cue, and then we laughed more when we thought, "How great would it be if he grabbed the mic and said, 'Yeah. So no thanks. I heard America wasn't ready for a black president. Go eff yourselves.' "

3. How cute are Obama and Michelle's daughters?

4. Joe Biden scares us because Scranton scares us. But we're onboard nonetheless.

5. Democrats need to understand this "Applause Breaks" When the presidential candidate (we still can't believe it, either -- how great is this?) is sharing a story about Iraq War vets (And when did "Operation Freedom" become "Operation Alright Already with the War and the Sending Good People Back Way Too Many Times and Seriously, We're Better Off Now?")?

Anyway, when the presidential candidate is telling bad stories, not so much with the clapping and the YAY! BAD THINGS! Wait 'til he says, "We are better than this." Then lose your effing minds with the clapping and the chanting.

6. And oh with the chanting. What is it with America's obsession with catchphrases and chanting? We blame The Rock. But that's just because we have a weird yet friendly obsession and knowledge of all things professional wrestling. If you smell what the Ol' Man is cookin'.

7. OLD MAN IS COOKIN'! OLD MAN IS COOKIN'! OLD MAN IS COOKIN'! OLD MAN IS COOKIN'!OLD MAN IS COOKIN'!OLD MAN IS COOKIN'!OLD MAN IS COOKIN'!

8. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

9. Vote on Nov. 4.

10. We still believe. Catchphrases and all.

YAY!

Wake up at 12:46 a.m., after almost three hours of sleep and a nightmare about monthly calendars? Check.

Wake up again at 5:46 a.m., after five more hours of sleep and a nightmare about walking into the wrong class, late? Check.

Linger at the laptop trying to figure out who the killer was from the nightmare the other day? Check.

Issues? What issues?

We say it's hilarious, this nightmaring!